Bateleur Camp at Kichwa
Tembo (Masaai Mara, Kenya) (website
www.ccafrica.com/destinations/kenya/kichwa, also a member of the Small
Luxury Hotels of the World www.slh.com): Bateleur now has two separate
camps, each with 9 tents (so maximum 36 guests at one time), but each
group of 9 tents has it’s own central lobby/dining area, so the guests
from the two Bateleur Camps don’t really mingle.
Common Areas:
There is a nice pool, which we didn’t have time to use. There is nice
comfy furniture in the lobby area, and there are tables set up on the
deck for breakfast and dinner. Lunch tables are set nearby at the edge
of the property so that you can observe the passing parade of zebra,
giraffe, cape buffalo, and wildebeest. There are resident warthogs on
the property, within the electric fence, but they seem quite tame (we
had a mother “Pumba” beneath our wooden verandah who had given birth to 4
babies the day before our arrival; they looked like little piglets,
even squealing at times; momma had them out walking already on day
two--very cute!!).
Kichwa Tembo: We walked over to Kichwa Tembo.
The tents did not seem as luxurious as ours, but the pool was quite
nice (recently opened; they were filling in the older, not-as-natural
looking pool). I thought that the lobby and dining areas of Kichwa were
superior to Bateleur (albeit more traditional, even having a bar), but
certainly not the lodging. There is a nice curio shop at Kichwa but none
at Bateleur.
Tents: We stayed in the “older” camp, and although
we were invited to see the newer one, we didn’t walk over (they are
supposed to be very similar, however). We were in tent 6, which was
centrally located. Number 9 was closest to the lobby, with number 1
farthest away. They are located very strategically for maximum privacy
(which is good, because in a tent, there’s not much privacy at all).
“Tent” is a loose term--I certainly didn’t feel like I was camping for a
second amidst all the luxury. It seems that they first built a hardwood
platform, upon which 2/3 would be used for the tent accommodations and
the other 1/3 for the verandah. There were two leather club chairs
outside on the deck, along with a wood stump “end table”. Smoking is
allowed anywhere on the property (tents, dining area, lobby lounge
area). Then they seem to have built a stone back for the tent, with a
separate stone water closet and stone shower (very attractive). There
was a double sink area in between these two rooms. The bedroom area
separated the bathroom and the deck, featuring a king-size poster bed
and large writing desk. There were luggage stands on either side of the
bed (hurray for more than one luggage stand for two people!), and robes
and flip-flops (like those disposable pedicure shoes) were provided.
There is an electronic safe, and plenty of room to charge laptops,
camera batteries, etc. There are no alarm clocks in the room, no radio,
or television, or even a phone (I think we had a whistle to blow if we
ever needed something, which we did not). Toiletries are provided in
these neat, refillable glass bottles with cork stoppers (shampoo,
conditioner, body lotion, bath salt scrub, shower gel). Insect repellent
towelettes (like wet naps) were provided, but we didn’t need them.
There was also a “gym in a bag” here, with stretching bands and weights
if you wanted to work out. Full-size umbrellas are provided, which we
didn’t need. There were three mason jars of candy/snacks in the room in
case you got hungry (which just wasn’t possible).
Electricity
and Water: Don’t forget an adapter (you will need the 3-prong
English/Great British adapter for all of Kenya and Tanzania--not the
Africa adapter); a converter was not necessary. There was 24-hour hot
water here, but the electricity was turned off from 12:00 midnight
through 3:30 am (or thereabouts). There is a torch (flashlight) to use
during these times, but I found that my Petzl headlamp came in handy
also, so that my hands were free for using the bathroom rather than
having to hold a flashlight in one hand.
Butler: When the
brochures from CC Africa mentioned a private butler, we weren’t
expecting him to be such an important part of our stay. Butler is an
understatement: this man (nearly all service positions were filled by
men) functions as your waiter, wake up caller (complete with a tray of
drinks and cookies), room service deliverer, and jack-of-all trades.
There was also a man assigned to clean our room and carry our bags, but
we can’t recall the name of that position (valet, perhaps?), as well as a
host (like a general manager, but one who’s always around inquiring
about your stay and comfort).
Laundry: Free laundry service is included (hand washed and line dried here, so allow 24-hours for return).
Food:
The food was amazing: lunches and dinners began with soup (we never had
the same kind twice through about 10 meals at all the C C Africa
camps), followed by a starter (salad or appetizer), entree, and dessert.
We had one really uniquely presented lunch on a tower, and one unique
dinner where the chef made individual stir fries right in front of us.
Great variety with the food and presentation--I can’t rave enough about
the food! None of the ingredients was wacky or off the wall, yet the
food was different enough to remind us that we were “not in Kansas
anymore”. China, crystal, silver was used, cloth napkins and
tablecloths--everything very proper (and just the way I like it!).
Game
Drives: The morning drives were from 7:00 to 1:00 or so (even though
the brochures claim them to be much shorter, perhaps 7:00 to 11:00); the
evening drives were from 4:30 to 7:30 or so. Back from the morning
drive at 1:00, a leisurely 2-hour lunch, an hour to refresh, then back
out again. Dinner was probably over around 10:00 or so; we would get the
most sleep at Bateleur of all our camps. You are able to go off-road in
the Mara, which means you can get really close to the animals. Roads
are bumpy--be prepared! The vehicles are open-sided, with a canvas
canopy on top. This is the best type of vehicle to have, in my opinion.
Most were Toyota Land Cruisers, with a few Land Rovers. Our vehicles had
bench seating, three rows of three, although there were rarely more
than 4 people in the car at a time, and sometimes only 2. You keep the
same driver/guide during your entire stay, and you keep the same
partners (other guests) as well. But since everyone’s arrival/departure
is different, if your other partners depart on the night you arrive, you
won’t be assigned other guests before you leave, giving you a private
safari during most of your stay (but this really is the luck of the draw
and circumstances). The three seats are staggered in height, and you
can most definitely take photos out the other side of the vehicle even
if someone is sitting on the other end of the bench. Despite the bumpy
roads, I was NOT able to use the seat cushion that I purchased for the
trip. There isn’t much of a railing separating the bench seat from the
edge of nowhere (outside the vehicle), and I thought that the cushion
would add another inch or so to my height, making me think I could
topple outside. But I see how the cushion might be valuable if you are
travelling by road in enclosed vehicles between camps. We flew, which I
would highly recommend if your budget allows. The roads really are
terribly bumpy, and flying is a time and comfort saver.
Surprises at Bateleur: DON’T READ ANY FARTHER IF YOU DON’T WANT TO SPOIL THE SURPRISES!
We
stayed at Bateleur for two nights, which seemed the perfect amount of
time. On our second night, the evening game drive went from 4:30 to
6:30, at which time we were driven to a lovely spot atop a hill with
sweeping views of the Masaai Mara. All the other guests (which probably
numbered 10 total) were also there. There were nice grills set up, and
we were served appetizers of beef kabobs, chicken drumsticks, and other
simple snacks (nuts, chips), along with our favorite drinks. There were
even nice tented latrines with chemical toilets set up, one for ladies
and the other for gents, along with a table with boiling water and cloth
towels for washing hands. The local Masaai put on a short performance
for us, with their traditional dancing and jumping. Guest participation
was encouraged. We spent about an hour at this special sundowner, and
then another surprise followed. Upon reaching our room to freshen up
before dinner, we found that we would be having dinner on our private
verandah, surrounded by rose petals on the floor and hanging lanterns in
the trees. Really romantic and lovely! I normally have a rule about
eating in my room (it seems to attract bugs), but in this case, I
couldn’t refuse, and was glad that I wasn’t given the option. The dinner
was amazing, in a unique setting, and not a bug to be seen. A really
great ending to the day! Your bed is turned down at night with a hot
water bottle under the covers. They also lower flaps over most of the
screened windows, with the exception of the main end of the tent
(zippered screens cover every opening, and I didn’t see ANY bugs
inside--or outside--my tent during my stay). There is a ceiling fan,
which we used at night for air circulation until the power cut, and the
room was the perfect cool temperature for us (we are fans of icy
air-conditioning, and this was a great equivalent).